Stock photos are a gift to the internet
What in the actual fuck
|me yesterday night :||lol who needs sleep|
|me today:||i do. i need sleep.|
|me tonight:||lol who needs sleep|
My daughter has been doing this for like 5 min straight now. Just trying to grab my tattoos
everyone needs to see this
My grandma would always x out people in her yearbook and write “Deceased” when one of her high school classmates died. We often found it morbid. Grandma wanted to be the last one living. She wanted to win.
That’s not a yearbook.
That’s a hit list.
writing adult emails is awful
hi [name of person],
this formatting is making me uncomfortable but I have to tell you something / ask you something that is vital to my career as a student.
I re-read and edited that sentence for an hour, but you’ll probably just glance over it for half a second.
|me:||i want the thing|
|someone:||i'll buy you the thing|
|me:||nonono i can't let you do that|
i hate it when adults assume i’m on the internet all the time by choice. if i had enough money to travel around and etc, do you think i would be withering away my youth behind a computer screen you useless paperclip.
I dont think i have ever heard the term useless paperclip used as an insult before.
clearly you never tried to write a word document in the 90s